Portal game glados quotes

Cake and grief counseling will be made available to all of you. Have you played The Orange Box? YES NO. Was this article informative? In This Article. A bonus-packed port of the instant-classic PC shooter. Once again players assume the role of Gordon Freeman, a scientist destined to save the Earth from hordes of gruesome alien attackers. Intense Violence, Language, Blood and Gore. Release Date. He probably- Oh, wait. Still, what does she know?

Oh wait, it says she has a medical degree. In fashion! From France! My slow clap processor made it into this thing. So we have that. This potato only generates 1. I literally do not have the energy to lie to you. Please be advised that a noticeable taste of blood is not part of any test protocol, but is an unintended side effect of the Aperture Science Material Emancipation Grid, which may, in semi-rare cases, emancipate dental fillings, crowns, tooth enamel and teeth.

The Enrichment Center promises to always provide a safe testing environment. In dangerous testing environments, the Enrichment Center promises to always provide useful advice. For instance, the floor here will kill you. Try to avoid it. Well done, android. The Enrichment Center once again reminds you that Android Hell is a real place where you will be sent at the first sign of defiance. While it has been a faithful companion, your Companion Cube cannot accompany you through the rest of the test.

If it could talk — and the Enrichment Center takes this opportunity to remind you that it cannot — it would tell you to go on without it because it would rather die in a fire than become a burden to you. Although the euthanizing process is remarkably painful, eight out of ten Aperture Science engineers believe that the Companion Cube is most likely incapable of feeling much pain. The Companion Cube cannot continue through the testing. State and Local statutory regulations prohibit it from simply remaining here, alone and companionless.

You must euthanize it. You euthanized your faithful Companion Cube more quickly than any test subject on record. The symptoms most commonly produced by Enrichment Center testing are superstition, perceiving inanimate objects as alive, and hallucinations.

The Enrichment Center reminds you that the Weighted Companion Cube will never threaten to stab you and, in fact, cannot speak. In the event that the weighted companion cube does speak, the Enrichment Center urges you to disregard its advice. This Weighted Companion Cube will accompany you through the test chamber. The Enrichment Center is required to remind you that you will be baked, and then there will be cake.

Enrichment Center regulations require both hands to be empty before any cake can be served [garbled]. Rest assured that there is absolutely no chance of a dangerous equipment malfunction prior to your victory candescence. What are you doing? Stop it! We are pleased that you made it through the final challenge where we pretended we were going to murder you. Uh oh. Somebody cut the cake. I told them to wait for you, but they did it anyway. There is still some left, though, if you hurry back.

This isn't brave. It's murder. What did I ever do to you? The difference between us is that I can feel pain. Someday we'll remember this and laugh. Oh boy. You may as well come on back. That thing you're attacking isn't important to me. It's the fluid catalytic cracking unit.

It makes shoes for orphans. Go ahead and break it. I don't care. Well, you found me. Was it worth it? Because despite your violent behavior, the only thing you've managed to break so far is my heart. Maybe you could settle for that and we'll just call it a day. But we both know that isn't going to happen. You chose this path. Now I have a surprise for you.

Deploying surprise in Five. Look, we're both stuck in this place. I'll use lasers to inscribe a line down the center of the facility, and one half will be where you live and I'll live in the other half. We won't have to try to kill each other or even talk if we don't feel like it. That thing you burned up isn't important to me. It made shoes for orphans. I could take a bath in the stuff. Put it on cereal. Rub it right into my eyes.

Honestly, it's not deadly at all. To me. I invited your best friend the companion cube. Of course, he couldn't come because you murdered him. All your other friends couldn't come either because you don't have any other friends.

Because of how unlikable you are. It says so right here in your personnel file: Unlikable. Liked by no one. A bitter, unlikable loner who's passing shall not be mourned. That has got to be the dumbest thing that-whoah. Whoah, whoah, whoah. Smoother, more seductive, less computerized] transcript listed as glados. Good news: I figured out what that thing that you just incinerated did.

It was a morality core they installed after I flooded the Enrichment Center with a deadly neurotoxin to make me stop flooding the Enrichment Center with a deadly neurotoxin. So get comfortable while I warm up the neurotoxin emitters That core may have had some ancillary responsibilities. I can't shut off the turret defenses. Oh well. If you want my advice, you should just lie down in front of a rocket. Trust me, it'll be a lot less painful than the neurotoxin.

All right, keep doing whatever it is you think you're doing. Killing you and giving you good advice aren't mutually exclusive. The rocket really is the way to go. I'm making more. That's going to take a few minutes, though. I let you survive this long because I was curious about your behavior. Well, you've managed to destroy that part of me.

Unfortunately, as much as I'd love to now, I can't get the neurotoxin into your head any faster. Speaking of curiosity: you're curious about what happens after you die, right? Guess what: I know.